Just when you think the folks from Massive Arms can’t possibly top their last club night (it was an RnB Diva Fever face-off), they produce a corker like this - an homage to grunge.

Slicing through Sabbath, Pixies, Mudhoney, Temple of the Dog and Soundgarden, there will also be live music on the night courtesy of Skinny Girl Diet, Subterranean Popular and the night’s grunge supergroup Alice Smells Like Garden Pumpkin Jam.

Providing the soundtrack for the night will be DJAVE, who will be DJING all the classics for you to shuffle along to moodily. Discounts for DMs, none for Nickleback.

Touch Me I'm Sick is at Hackney Attic, Mare Street, Hackney, July 26, from 8pm. Details: facebook.com/massivearmsrecords, massivearms.bigcartel.com