Seven classic pantomimes in 80 frenetic minutes! Double Olivier nominees Dan and Jeff return for a third festive season of Potted Panto, hot on the heels of their recent world tour of Potted Potter. In a madcap ride through the biggest stories and best-loved characters from panto, our dastardly double act dash from rubbing Aladdin’s lamp to roaming the golden streets of Dick Whittington’s London. Searching for Cinderella’s lost slipper, they try to wake Sleeping Beauty before the giant climbs down Jack’s beanstalk to squash Snow White’s seven dwarves. It’s all unmissable fun, whether you’re six or 106.

‘So silly it’s just one long joke… featuring a 3D journey to nowhere but tear-inducing laughter.’ The Guardian.

‘A hoot of a show… Huge fun for five years and upwards.’ Evening Standard Vaudeville Theatre, Strand,WC2. December 8-January 5, Details: 0844 482 9675, www.pottedpanto.com Competition To win one of five family tickets to see Potted Panto! answer the following question.

How many classic pantomimes do Dan and Jeff fit into 80 minutes?

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