Card fine plan

I own a small shop on High Road Leytonstone and have to stay open all hours to make a living.

Now Councillor Loakes is saying he will fine us because prostitutes and circuses put posters and stickers on our fronts.

How are we supposed to keep up with it all?

When I am serving the customer I can’t be expected to keep an eye out for Busty Bertha and Coco the Clown advertising their wares.

If I get a fine I will appeal it to the highest court in the land or the European court of Injustice if it is still a goer.

Fair’s fair.

I have not got eyes in the back of my head.

A Shah, High Road, Leytonstone