This weeks listings

THURSDAY 6TH MARCH

EXHIBITION of arts and crafts by Yiewsley and West Drayton Arts Council. Until March 15, 2.307pm daily (last day closes at 6pm). At Southlands Arts Centre, 75 The Green, West Drayton. Admission free.

SATURDAY 8TH MARCH

CRAFT and gift fair. 10am4pm, The Great Barn, Bury Street, Ruilsip. Call 020 8848 9370.

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CHANTECLER French Circle talk on how the French and the British see one another. 8pm, Weald Room, Harrow Arts Centre, Uxbridge Road, Hatch End. Call Nicole 020 8866 8731 or Peter 020 8868 8296.

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SPRING Concert by the Eastcote Choral Society on March 15, Emmanuel Church, High Street, Northwood. Tickets £8 (£7 concessions). Box office 01895 632197 or 01895 637860.

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KENTON Light Operatic Society is performing Calamity Jane at the Winston Churchill Theatre, Pinn Way, Ruislip, Weds March 12 to Sat March 15. Eve performances 7.30pm, Sat matinee at 2.30pm. Tickets £11 (£8 concessions). Box office 01895 632300.

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CHARITY Fayre in aid of Bosom Friends Community Cancer Centre, Yiewsley. March 15, 11am2pm, 6th Hillingdon Scout Hut, Daleham Drive, Hillingdon. Admission 20p

SUNDAY 9TH MARCH

PUPPETRY of the Penis, the sell-out show. Two Australian men exploit the ancient art of genital origami. Tonight at The Richmond Theatre at 7.45pm, Monday at The Beck Theatre, Hayes, 8pm.

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MANHATTAN Swing Band returns to the Beck Theatre, Hayes, with Freddie Staff and Lee Gibson. Call the box office on 020 8561 8371.